_Factful_IndianZz_ ;)

@ You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
@ Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
@ You went to a university as far away from home as possible.
@ You eat onions with everything.
@ You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.

_pUnjaBi_guD_nYt! _

Dil v 13
80 v tere,
hOr 10 ,
ki haal aa 13
Yaaran Dostan nu ainj nae 27 da,
OK g
ijaZat 2
32 bujhao
te 100 jao! :D

*Wink*

Keep the picture,
Of your beloved in your pocket,
When you suffer from a problem,
Photo will remind you,
No problem is bigger than this..

_DiShkyaaaUn_

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_LeaRninG GiRl++_

#include
#include
#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{ goto college;
scanf("100%" ,&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%" ,&reply);
}

if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(lover) );
}

goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{ food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college) ;
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;

-Jaaneman- ;)

Ladka bola "DIL RUBA"
Ladki boli "BALANCE DALWA"
Ladka bola "PAISE NHI"
Ladki boli "KAISE NHI"
Ladka bola "MEHANGAI H"
ladki boli "JA AAJ SE TU MERA BHAI H"

_Mi$takee_

If a BARBER makes a mistake, it's a new style....... ......... .....

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If a DRIVER makes a mistake, it's an accident.... ......... ........

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If a DOCTOR makes a mistake, it's an operation... ......... ........

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If an ENGINEER makes a mistake, it is a new venture..... ......... .

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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it is a new law......... .........

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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, it is a new invention... .........

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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, it is a new fashion..... ......... ....

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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, it is a new theory...... ......... ...

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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, it is a "MISTAKE" !!!!!!!!!!!! !